Last Sunday afternoon, the happy, ever-smiling seahorse (AKA "Glow Friend") was found with the stuffing heartlessly pulled from his satiny, green dorsal fin. The Glow Friend was found in Shelby Lawrence's crib. When questioned, Ms. Lawrence gave a toothy grin (with her one tooth), and said she didn't know anything about it. The crib is now considered a crime scene. If you have any information leading to the arrest of the deranged criminal who committed this heinous act, please contact the Lawrence family. A memorial service is planned for the Glow Friend. The crinkly chicken and Lion scooter are scheduled to eulogize their departed friend. The memorial service is closed to furry friends only.To the left is a picture of the crime scene. It may not be suitable for all viewers. Please use discretion.
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Lock the doors! Set up the Security Cameras !
Catch that malicious Vandal ! :-)
Or maybe it wasnt a vandal, just an engineering student reverse engineering the toy ?? Who can tell?
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